Funniest names in sports history

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Hahahahaha Kurt Rambis!!! What a dork! I always wanted the Billy Ripken "Fuck Face" card but always got the version with the black box over it. I probably had about a dozen of those. I seen a few of the actual "Fuck Face" ones but I don't think I ever saw the white-out version or the black scribbled out version before. If I still collected cards, I would order one of each online, which was not an option when I was collecting as a kid. Back then we would just buy packs and trade cards with friends.

The Virus wrote:

Awesome mullet!! Didn't that guy die not too long ago? I might be thinking of someone else.

The Virus wrote:

Holy shit!!! Those can't be his real ears!


EDIT: Just looked this dude up on google and yep, those ears are real.

http://deadspin.com/149269/the-ugliest-baseball-player-of-all-time

The Virus wrote:

I dont get it why is Armstrong here?
Do you remember the mad Rabouski
He turned his back on the mound and got into a rage before he faced a batter

Armstrong looks like a serial killer. Never heard of the mad Robouski. When did he play?

Al Hraboski    aka the mad hungarian            in the 80,s  a relief pitcher
The crowds got a kick out of his antics home and away

Did you ever see the Gaylord Perry footage of him getting caught doctoring the ball ? He had a smidge of wax or vasealine under the hat brim the ump came to the mound looked at his hand ,then the cap but perry would put his pitching hand behind him as the ump looked at the hat ,and asked to show his hand again ,he grabbed the hat and put it back on ...back and forth  3x trying to not show them together
Perry in the  George Brett pinetar incident
came up when the shoving started and got the 3rd base ump to hand him the illegal bat
soon the home base ump wanted the bat ,perry had it hidden under his arm walking back to the dugout ,then the chase began

It was rumered that the Bill Brasskey SNL scetch was formed about a ML pitchers
life stories being told in the clubhouse bar and thought to be Gaylord as a sports writer here had a nephew at SNL and relayed the story

LOL I remember the Gaylord Perry thing probably just because his name is goofy.

ophion1031 wrote:

Hey bartender Jobu needs a refill.

ophion1031 wrote:

The Virus wrote:

Awesome mullet!! Didn't that guy die not too long ago? I might be thinking of someone else.

Yeah he died I think about 4-5 years ago.

The Virus wrote:

Damn! Now THAT is a fucking uni-brow!