Thus Says the Lord thy MOD...
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Re: Thus Says the Lord thy MOD...
And speaking of Pharaoh's of Egypt. . . Anyone happen to know which Pharaoh was the famed Pharaoh of The Exodus? The writer of the book of the same name couldn't be bothered to say which King Of Egypt it was that went Ten Rounds with Yahweh, who proceeded to kick the living shit outa the Pharaoh until He relented.
He then changed his mind again and Pharaoh found himself quoting Z. . . I am drowning! Ok you win God of The Hebrews . . Who ain't drowding!" Egypt has no feckjn Army left!
Any Pharaoh, of any Dynasty, I can just see it. . .
Two Men, dressed as vagabonds, stroll into Pharaoh's Palace that King would frown
Riff raff Moses and Brother, Aron! These two will dictate to the King by telling Pharaoh:
"Let my...well...Yahwehs people actuallly... Go! Now! Lest your first born Son will die tonight. "
Pharaohs would have had riff raff 1 and sibling beheaded."So has it been spoken, so let it be done....swwwooosh. . . Go to Pharaoh and say jack shit, no head left Yahweh!
He then changed his mind again and Pharaoh found himself quoting Z. . . I am drowning! Ok you win God of The Hebrews . . Who ain't drowding!" Egypt has no feckjn Army left!
Any Pharaoh, of any Dynasty, I can just see it. . .
Two Men, dressed as vagabonds, stroll into Pharaoh's Palace that King would frown
Riff raff Moses and Brother, Aron! These two will dictate to the King by telling Pharaoh:
"Let my...well...Yahwehs people actuallly... Go! Now! Lest your first born Son will die tonight. "
Pharaohs would have had riff raff 1 and sibling beheaded."So has it been spoken, so let it be done....swwwooosh. . . Go to Pharaoh and say jack shit, no head left Yahweh!
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